Which Doctor Who Script Editor Are You?

Where would you choose as a location for a first date?

A meeting on the common, in hope of an everlasting match

20th century England

A storm-lashed gothic tax office for Victorian circus-folk next to a swamp in Spain

A first date? This is madness! We risk break-up!

A talk on the applications of wave equations at the Science Museum

You have something valuable you need to keep safe. Do you:

Lock it up in a strong box?

Keep it hidden behind a mirror?

Use temporal inversion isometry to isolate it?

Hide it behind some bland pseudonym?

Secrete it somewhere dark, preferably underground, perhaps in a cave system, or some catacombs, or an abandoned tube station?

What do you feel is your best physical feature?

Your pleasant, open face, jutting beak of a nose, imperious gaze, tangled mop of curly hair and hint of something cat-like about the eyes

Your black heart, congealed in its own evil blood

Your uncanny resemblance to a South American dictator

The accurate physiognomy of the decoy duplicate you use to conduct all your public affairs

Unimportant. Your real-world interface is merely the intrusion into the physical realm onto which your interior continua are mapped

What would you like to drink?

What would ruin your perfect night out?

Silliness

Small but important components of it would be discovered smashed

Discovering the book you are reading is longer than 128 pages

A large bill from the Inland Revenue

Tearing your best sports jacket on a loose nail

What do you look for in a partner?

Someone with whom I can form a classic double act

Somebody I can persuade to put their name to that script me and Ian have written

Buddhism, a fascination with CSO and a keen interest in gween issues

128k of pageable RAM

Someone with that human factor: mercurial, but with whom I can form a fluid link, not always trying to locate faults

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