The Mateability Quiz For Men

How tall are you?
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<5'5" Harry Potter
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<5'9" Tony Stark
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<6'1" Han Solo
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<6'5" Drago
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<7'6" Yao Ming
Define your body type.
Skinny beanpole
A lot of extra pounds
A few extra pounds
Optimum weight for my height
Athletic specimen
Rate your hygiene.
What's hygiene?
Occasional showers
Enough to not have to worry about it
Brush twice a day kinda guy
Squeaky clean
Describe your style.
Nonexistant
I own a belt
No blacks with browns
Color coded clothing, shoes, accessories
Odell Beckham Jr. level
Which best describes your face?
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Steve Buscemi
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Willem Dafoe
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Zach Braff
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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Brad Pitt
How's your overall energy?
Old and haggard
A bit out of shape
Average for my age
I've run a 5k or two
Like the 6 million dollar man
Rate your sexual abilities.
Still waiting to find out
I've heard of the clitoris
I've rounded the bases and slid home a few times
The clitoris is my friend
I make scenes from Cruel Intentions look like Sesame Street
How ambitious are you?
I'm breathing, aren't I?
I'm just fine where I'm at
I want to change, but not sure how
I've read a few self help books
I'll never stop improving
Rate your composure.
What the F*CK are you talking about, MATE?
My emotions are a bit of a mystery to me.
Depends on the day
Very good most of the time
Bruce Lee has nothing on my composure
Describe your overall confidence level with attractive women.
Panic attack eminent
Inexperienced, but ready-ish
I've had a couple of dates here and there
I attract women consistently, and have been in a relationship or two.
I can approach, attract, and maintain interest indefinitely from the women I desire
Which best describes your charisma?
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Vin Diesel shot with a tranquilizer dart
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Sam Worthington on an average day
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Zach Braff
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Conan O'Brien delivering a monologue
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Leonardo F*cking DiCaprio
How is your understanding of challenge?
Like challenge someone in Pokemon Go?
I'm needy AF and cannot control my emotions when I like someone
I don't like playing "stoopid" mind games
I want to get better at setting boundaries
I know how to cultivate a woman's interest using the push pull effect once she's into me
What do you have to offer for status?
I'm 16. I have no job, no money, no car, no social life, and share a room with my little brother
I’m a senior in high school now…
Somewhere in the middle of the pack
I’m ahead of most guys my age
I’m at the top of my chosen interests and career field
How would you describe your overall Self-Esteem?
I hate myself and want to die
Dating has been hard on me
Zach Braff
Better than most
I’m Rick James, Biaaatch
Who’s your ideal woman?
Whoever will give me the time of day
Skinny blondes with big earrings
I’m open to trying new things
Girl next door, from a good family
A hot flexible giver, with a great attitude, capable of taking care of herself
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