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I am a burnt-out, laid-off, or otherwise dissatisfied:

Nurse

Librarian

Consultant

Factory worker

I dream of opening a:

I am tired of:

London

Life

Everything

Plymouth

I have found distant relatives, cheap accommodation, or some other reason to go to a quirky small village in:

I am currently:

In a dead-end and unfulfilling relationship

Heartbroken after a breakup

Very, very single

The village seems to be grudgingly accepting me! All except that intriguing:

Oh no, I flirted/slept with the wrong person at the village fete, or otherwise created a romantic misunderstanding! Luckily my _____________ is there to help me pick up the pieces.

Exuberant best friend

Crochety great-aunt

Benevolent grandfather

Surprisingly supportive ex

Right, I’ve ditched the bad relationship that took far too long to unravel and am ready to start anew. But what about my real life? This was only supposed to be temporary! I go back only to find:

London is dirty and smelly and cold. I have never noticed this before.

Most of my old friends are useless muppets and I’m better off without them.

The fresh air and judgmental nosiness of village life is preferable to the daily indignities of the city.

I like the new life I've been complaining about much better.

But how will I keep a small business afloat?

An influx of regular local customers see you turning a tidy profit within a month.

Seems like my life’s all sorted then. I’ve got this adorable cottage, more space than I had in the city, instant friends, and a spicy new love interest. But wait, s/he has:

A dog

Kids

Bees

A bunch of hangups

Which you:

Overcome

Learn to live with

Are really, really good at handling

Get rid of

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