What type of intellect do you have?
Which of the below is closest to your politics?
Socialist
Social Democrat
Classical Liberal
Fascist
Technocracy
Technocratic Socialist
If you were alone in a room with baby Hitler, what would you do?
Shoot him in the face
Leave him
Raise him to not be evil
Molest him
Molest him, then shoot him
Which of the below is closest to your view of spirituality
It's a load of bollocks
I strongly believe in the paranormal
I am one with the all
I am on a high frequency up in this bitch
It depends what you mean by spirituality
Can something be true and false simultaneously?
Yes
No
What? Can you rephrase that?
To every truth there is an opposite truth
Nothing is truly true.
What is your IQ?
Very, extremely high
Average I suppose
Probably above average
lower than average
I don't know
brbrbrbrbrbrbbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Do you like to molest toddlers?
Yes
No
What a disgusting question...
lulz ur funny
No, and if I did, I wouldn't tell you
Do you like competition?
Generally, Yes
Generally, No
It is counterproductive
Depends upon the nature of the competition
Are you afraid of death?
Yes
No
No sense dwelling on the negative
death is simply a transition
I want to die
No, I have sex with dead bodies
Which of the below is more important to you?
Money
Family
Power
Being the best
pleasure/entertainment
Knowledge/wisdom
my religion/spiritual path
Civilization
Nature
What is the nature of nature?
err, umm, uhh
Balance
Everything is nature, and thus the term is meaningless
the nature of nature is to be that which is inherent within something naturally
Nature comes from the supernatural
Who do you respect most of the below?
Einstein
Hitler
JP Morgan
Thomas Jefferson
I respect no one
Myself
Sun Tzu
God
Finger bang my booty hole
lol
eeeeeeew sick freak
man, you're a weirdo
mmkay baby cakes
I'll just pretend I didn't read that
How about I just rape you with a fencepost covered in battery acid instead
What is a pineal gland?
A what now?
That's easy, it is the third eye, sixth chakra, and seat of the soul
Is this another dirty question?
It's a gland in the brain, it's function is largely unknown.
It's a gland in the gut that helps with digestion
Which film genre do you prefer?
action
fantasy
comedy
rom/com
romance
horror
porn
films with a spiritual message
intellectual/philosophical/thought provoking
child porn
I don't watch TV
What of the below best describes your view of conspiracy theories?
Most conspiracy theories are nutty
Many are nutty, many are true, many are partially true
TURNING THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY
Believe me, conspiracies are very, very real
Rap Music
Is the C on your keyboard broken?
ESKEETIT!!!!!!!!!!
I like rap
I don't like most mainstream rap but there are a lot of great rappers
I don't particularly like it
I'm going to penetrate your mind's eye with my cock of truth and light
Trust me, I am the man in this intellectual relationship
I should have closed the tab when you started talking about your booty hole and child rape...I'm out
Whatever faggot
Whatever
I am God
Well, erm, thanks I guess
Piss off you incessant fool
I have six butt holes
How many skills do you have?
Nevermind, I'm still doing this...just stop talking about your booty hole and whatnot
All of them
A lot
Several
none
a few
a few really good ones, and some mediocre ones
one really good one
just one or two, and I'm shit at even that
I can finger paint
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