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Are you a Gacy or a Dahmer?

You come across a turtle in the desert what do you do?
Shouldn't that be a tortoise?
Whats a desert?
Turn it over and continue making sweet love to it.
Stab your own leg to finally feel something.
You go to a party and you catch someone double dipping in the guacamole, what do you do?
Passive agressively tut and give them the old side stare.
Lean over and whisper, "I love you"
Write it in your notebook for reference later.
Double dip your penis in the guacamole in solidarity.
What would you consider your best attribute?
Your winning smile.
An obsessive personality.
Someone else's hair.
Your constant state of arousal.
Do you make an effort to listen to the latest music?
No, music leads to bad things.
I only listen to the song "You are my Sunshine".
The most recent music I listen to is from the raven outside my window.
Kendrick Lamarr sounds great played backwards in an abandoned church.
What is your favourite movie?
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
The Room/Room
'Animal Farm'
The Water goes Pop in Swarm Land Gathering Triptych Longinous of Solipidy
What would your ideal meal be?
Three day old spaghetti that has been left in the sun.
Food. Whatever THAT is.
Rocks, leaves and dirt. The new 'Caveman' diet.
Insert your own joke here.
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