Which Rat Patrol Character Are You?
First up: Headgear! Pick your trademark.
Big stupid-looking goggles
An Aussie bush hat even though I am not, ironically, an Aussie
What's wrong with the helmet they gave me?
A stylish beret
A bright red kepi that can be seen for literally miles
What's your weapon of choice?
A Tommy gun
My rapier wit
A bazooka, duh
A Patton tank painted yellow
My service pistol
Which of your group of friends are you?
The brooding one who only hangs around because it's too depressing to be alone
The quiet one who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing because arguing isn't worth it
The cool one who pretends to be too dignified for this nonsense but secretly enjoys it
The crazy one who always comes up with weird ideas for group outings
The enthusiastic one who has his own ideas nobody ever listens to
Do you think outside the box?
Box? What box?
I don't get paid to think outside the box
There is nothing outside the box, and anyone who says otherwise does not belong in this reality
Boxes are there for a reason
I would if somebody thought to ask me
What's your catchphrase?
Bold of you to assume I ever speak
If at first, you don't succeed...
Something convincing enough to get me out of a bad situation but vague enough to avoid actually explaining it
Let's shake it!
Should the day ever come that I am reduced to using a catchphrase, I will drown myself in the nearest wadi
Would you be caught dead in shorts and knee socks?
Does it matter if I get the job done?
Real men wear jodhpurs, thank you very much
You say that like it's a bad thing
Is this a trick question?
What difference does it make? I'll look awesome either way
Your plan went wrong, and there's no way out. How do you react?
Oh, here we go again
My plans never go wrong
No way out? There's always a way out
What can I blow up to fix this?
Somebody will think of something
Your commander is wounded and you are asked to take over. How do you respond?
I was born for this. Bring it!
I'm more of a "follow" type, but thanks anyway
Fine, let's get this over with
You're going to regret this more than I am
I'll try, but don't blame me if everyone ends up dead
How likely are you to be wounded in action?
I exist to be injured
I have plot armor; it's my men who are doomed
Hardly. I'm not a total klutz, you know
Who cares? I could power through two broken legs any day of the week
I can't say until it happens
What kind of future are you planning for yourself?
Somebody's got to get all that white lightning where it's going
Sweating my life away digging for dead things in piles of sand. Pure heaven!
I hear they got a lot of pretty girls in Paris
Depressed, dismal, riddled with failure and false hope...so about the same as now, thanks
I don't know, but it's going to be fabulous
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