what kind of cookie are you
how present are you
i'm very absentminded and walk into walls and telephone poles like a dopey cartoon character
i'm so aware of my surroundings it's like i'm a skittish, beautiful deer in a forest of predators
i'm present a normal amount. sometimes you'll need to repeat a question if i was looking at my phone
my presence is a present. haha. just kidding. i am so out of it dude
i'm pretty sharp! if you say something quietly i don't need you to repeat it
what weather do you like best
warm and sunny
overcast, but not too cold
a raging, horrible storm of biblical proportions makes me feel both endangered and adventurous, as if i'm a gothic hero of some sort
rain, so i can pretend i'm an introverted homebody that likes to stay indoors with books, cats, and tea, when in reality i'm so insecure about myself that i find it terrifying to interact with people
i want to bake like i'm a lasagna
snow!
gasoline
very flammable, runs my car
a delicious and sensual smell. to suckle straight from the nozzle would be the height of hedonism
overpriced, plagued with international conflict, destroying the atmosphere
i have an extra jug of gasoline because i am a doomsday prepper
smell bad. yucky stinky.
i am normal and have no opinion on gasoline
phone case
no phone case
cute phone case
boring functional phone case
busted phone case
waterproof and covers the screen too
one of those pleather phone cases that folds closed over the screen
you and a bunch of buddies are sleeping over at a friend's house. the house is very large. you wake up to dead silence at 3am and nobody's in the bedroom anymore. what do you do?
this is a dream. i'm going back to sleep
go out into the hallway-- did they get up to something without me?
i am frozen by panicked paranoia
time to start yellin! fuck my friend's family we are waking up the neighborhood!
time to check the groupchat i guess smh
i do not care about these idiots it's too early for this
handwriting
messy chickenscratch
big and blocky
neat, regular
flowing unreadable script for the aesthetic
all caps. i am a suburban father of two
itty bitty, like a little mouse wrote it with an adorably tiny ballpoint pen
you're on death row
i didn't do it i swear
i accept my fate grimly
i laugh in the face of death
i didn't do it i swear (just kidding i did it)
lovingly, desperately, i stroke the face of my beloved in the worn photograph i've been allowed to keep. how long since we've seen each other past these prison bars? is this truly my fate, to perish at the hands of those who neither hate nor love me, a slab of meat jumping into uncaring fire? what will become of me when i die? what will become of us? i regret everything i said to you that november. i should have never-- no. it's too late. you'll never read this. i will fade into the depths of your memory and lose you under the eyes of my executioners.
what? i'm not on death row
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