Would you Survive Drinking Grogondy?
Who makes Grogondy?
Gnomes
Goblins
Giants
Elves
Orcs
Other
Nobody
Pirates
How is Grogondy stored?
In iron bottles underground
in wooden barrels
In clay jars
they don't store it, they drink it within a day of making it
How long is Grogondy generally fermented for?
A month
two years
up to five years
over a hundred years
nobody knows
until it dissolves glass
it's not fermented
The ingredients to Grogondy are kept a secret by those who make it, however there are some which are known to men. Which ingredients are in Grogondy?
Asparagus
Dandelions
Onions
Turnips
Nutmeg
Caffiene
Magical Ichor
Virgin Blood
Knocklewurst
How is Grogondy distilled?
Using Salamander fire
Using Dragon fire
It is freeze-distilled
Using sorcery
Using Alchemy
It is not distilled
How is it Served
In a thimble
In a tumbler
Straight out of the bottle
In a Goblin's skull
In a thimble with Knocklewurst
In a drinking horn
In a ceramic drinking dish
Straight out the bottle with Knocklewurst
Have you ever drank more that 1 pint of the following?
beer
gin
stroh rum
vodka
absynthe
100% pure ethanol
wise rine
poteen
water
What happens when Grogondy comes into contact with an open flame
It burns with a blue flame
It burns fiercely with a green flame hot enough to melt gold
It explodes killing everyone in a seven mile radius
Nobody knows
The flame goes out
You die
Really now, no jokes, are you a pirate
yes
no
Which writer described a human drinking Grogondy?
Nobody, you made Grogondy up!
George Burnard Shaw
Terry Pratchett
Tom Holt
Lord Dunsany
Lord Byron
Charlotte Mew
Steven King
Ernest Hemingway
Are you cursed?
Yes
No
Not that I'm aware of
I don't believe in curses
I don't care
Have you sold your soul to the devil?
Yes
no
I don't believe in the devil
I don't believe in souls or the devil
I've never had a soul to sell
That's none of your damned business!
The devil doesn't want it no matter how hard I try
What does Grogondy taste like?
very strong!
sweet
bitter and strong
gasoline/petrolium
a mixture of benzine and ear-wax
it has no taste
nobody knows
pretty awful I imagine
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